Just wanted to share the story of my life....

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

- From an email from my wonderful and very happily married Grandma C (aka GiGi)

*Thanks Grandma - i needed it.